“You can’t win,” cries out Chuy Palacios. “I’ve got pains in my legs, so the doctor tells me I need to get off my feet. I’m a chef. What am I supposed to do? Get kiddie stoves and cook while I ride around on a scooter?” I commiserate with my friend. My back hurts, and my doctor told me it’s because I sit too much. I’m a writer and a private eye. I suppose I could write standing up, but I think surveillances will be difficult if I am joggin...